The Chillin' Out Paradise of Cle Brait is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Micheal Ross with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 11.113 billion Braitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Havenbarrow. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cle Braitian economy, worth 810 trillion Geroes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,929 Geroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, Cle Braitian doors require a Ph.D. to open, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and the official Cle Braitian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cle Brait's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cle Brait is ranked 204,398^th in the world and 240^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.